Camden: Mommy if you ever have an emergency, like you need a fire truck or you get hurt really bad and it's an emergency, you call 9-9-1-1.
Me: Oh, very good honey, but I think it's 9-1-1, not 9-9-1-1.
Camden: No, it's 9-9-1-1.
Me: No, 9-1-1. Just one nine.
Camden: No, not 1-9, it's 9-9-1-1.
No, I don't mean 1-9, I mean there is only one nine...nevermind (sigh).
Camden: Yes Mommy, 9-9-1-1 for emergencies.
Me: Uh, okay just remind me to never ask you to call for help in the event of an actual emergency. Hey, Palmer, can you say 9-1-1?
Palmer: Ooh ooh, aah, aah, I a monkey!
Me: Yeah, I'm screwed.
